WELCOME TO THE FLUMP LOUNGE!
Hey there, come in, rest your hooves and enjoy a fresh slice o' FLUMP. It's smooth and silky comic experience that'll have you slipping into your octopus skin pyjamas and grooving the night away!
LIMITED SIGNED FIRST RUN OF FLUMP BLOB 1 NOW AVAILABLE!!!
Yes you read correct, my flumpen freinds, you can now get your wrist-ends on the best of Flump Vol.1-4 in one fat 84 page blob of comicular wonderment RIGHT HERE TIGHT NOW! So what do you get for your hard earned moneys? Check this list and imagery yo:
FAT UPDATE TO THE INFO SECTION!
How did Flump come about? What weird lust Inspired it's birth? Do you even care? You may never know unless you check out my pontification on what can really only be described as a minor achievement at best!
JUICEY SITE UPDATE!
Look at how fresh and comfortable it is up in this saucy piece! New paint, soft furnishings and even more sensual art coming at you like your trapped in a suburban car key party!
VOLUME 5 OUT, ABOUT AND BOILING OUT THE SPOUT!
More mental vomit and creamy dreams abound in volume five of the greatest fucking thing to happen ever! I mean I wrote it and scribbled it but about half way through I jut passed out and it started scrawling itself through me. When I came too it was everywhere not just in the fresh volume puusling in front of me but all up the wall,s and all over my back, and inside my nostrils and pee hole! Then I read it and I just curled up like a turkish slipper and pissed off into another dimension, such was the power contained within its 30-odd golden sheets! So get your Flump on in the media section and perpare for some serious cognative upgrades!
FLUMP VOLUME 4 OUT NOW!
The heading you have just read is quite possibly the truest thing ever written! Just head on over to the media section and witness an event more glorious than the birth of a freshly-formed, wriggly, translucent, gerbil!
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