WELCOME TO THE FLUMP LOUNGE!
Hey there, come in, rest your hooves and enjoy a fresh slice o' FLUMP. It's the brand new comic experience that'll have you slipping into something more comfortable and groovin' the night away.
FOLLOW THE FLUMP:
FLUMP VOLUME 4 OUT NOW!
The heading you have just read is quite possibly the truest thing ever written! Just head on over to the media section and witness an event more glorious than the birth of a freshly-formed, wriggly, translucent, gerbil!
VOL. 4 PROGRESS REPORT!
As you all should know Vol. 4 is an Imperfect Prophet special - sure there'll be the usual fan submitted single page strips and a few of the usual twisty shorts that are slung into the melting pot for good measure, but the main strip will be the prophet.
So far everything is going swimmingly with art being shat into existence at a diarrhoea type rate and the story winding is its way into further regions of strangitude. So for all those hungry for a snippet here's a juicy pic of the cover! Enjoy!
Right let's get down to brass tacks: I'm skint, as fuck, but I endeavour with my every breath to get FLUMP out further into the world and ultimately into print. It's simple really: I want you, the strange and sensual sisterhood of the FLUMP, to be able to actually taste it's hallucinogenic laden pages. I want the weirdness to become flesh and live in your houses like you've got a part of me with you watching the telly or watching you do other more private things; showers, pooping, onanism, that kinda stuff. So I am calling out for all three of you to gather together and flip a coin a beggar's way. It's for the greater weirdness of the world and failure would only guarantee more middle management types will be born each day. You don't want that, I don't want that so let's fight together and bring FLUMP screaming into the world all covered in slipper womb juice. Gloves off bitches! Let the great proliferation begin!!!